today is an important date
if this passes 100k today I’m going to delete EVERYONE’S tumblrs
deliver us
I want my husband to have this accent
one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Dm: can you read this for us?
Fighter: rolls a nat 1
Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.
DM: Roll for Dodge.
Fighter: *rolls a 1*
Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*
instead of actually writing an essay.. i wrote a thing on how to write an essay (woah meta) & added some pictures of my plans so u can see what i actually mean!! enjoy my friends i hope this is useful to someone
- Me: It is fall now.
- My brain: It's September 2nd, so technically the fall equinox isn't for another-
- Me: THIS 👻☕️🍂👻🕷🕸🎃 IS ✔️👌🎃👻☕️✔HALLOWEEN ️🕸👌👌👌🍂🍂 HTIS ☕️👻🌬🍂🕷 iS 🎃🎃☕️✔️✔️☕️👻 HaLLOWEEN 🕸🌬🕷🎃✔️✔ halloween 👻☕ ️🕸✔🕸🕷🎃☕️🍂 HaLLoWeeN 👌🕷🌬👻🕷☕️🕸👌✔️🎃🕸 HALLOWEEN ✔️🍂🕷☕️✨
the fact that tumblr is putting ads on people’s mobile blogs but they won’t pay bloggers says a lot…….they’re literally making money off people with high traffic blogs
You can have them taken off your blog by going into your blog settings and turning off the on blog advertising (via desktop or desktop view in your mobile browser!). I recommend everyone does it, tumblr doesn’t pay us so they shouldn’t make money off of us.
How to:
Settings>Blogs (choose blog that you want advertising removed from) >Advertising >On blog advertising
People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell
^^^^^^